New York

111 MacDougal St, between Minetta Lane and Bleecker; 212.375.0700

From the owners of across-the-street Food Fight, Super's peddling gourmet kosher dogs served in custom baked buns and slathered with 10 toppings to create beef-strosities like the Nacho Cheese (tortilla chips, salsa, cheddar) and the Fresh Fruit (fresh fruit slices, blueberry jam). Curiously, the tiny, one-room cafeteria was designed by 1Oak's decorator, and's completely wallpapered with an all-original comic strip called "The Adventures of Super Hot Dog" -- a red-caped wiener who'll save the world from scary fast food, once he's dispatched of his archenemy the Fresh Fruit.

113 Jane St, at West Street; 212.924.6700

From the Bowery/Maritime guys, this ornate, faux-dilapidated, two-story ballroom rocks a low-ceilinged, English-style pub up front for all-hours drinking, plus an upstairs parlor and veranda (open in the evenings) populated with plush antique sofas sourced from yard sales/eBay, lorded over by an immense crumbling disco ball, and by a stuffed ram eternally chilling atop the fireplace. Mess you up-wise, Jane's pouring from a brown-heavy selection and whipping up custom cocktails, including the hibiscus tequila Prime Eight, the bourbon/amaro West Side, and a cucumber vodka/lemoncello combo -- called the Shofar despite it's lack of Jewishness, shofar as anyone can tell.

Available June 11th online and at 274 Lafayette St, near Prince; 212.966.7799

From the iconic NY streetwear brand and the King of Beers, this first-ever collab includes pieces both relatively classic (multi-colored baseball caps and white, beer labeled tees, one dual logo tee) and eye-bustingly busy, e.g., the fisherman's cap, short sleeve button down, and tank top, each completely covered in Bud labels, bringing philosophical profundity to the term "Beer, me".

Out of Bklyn and available in either gold-plating or solid gold, this apocalyptically steezed mewlery's mostly inspired by traditional methods of zombie plague defense (gas mask pendants w/ rhodium eye insets, sawed-off shotgun pins, etc) and comes packaged in pairs inside custom-made wooden boxes. Also avail: grenade cufflinks, an AK-47 money clip, six shooter necklaces, and a chunky, solid gold turntable ring w/ a spinning record made from black diamonds -- at $20,000, if you've bought this, something's already feasted on your brain.

10-5pm Saturday, June 27 at Barcade: 388 Union Ave, Brooklyn; 718.302.6464

Now in its 3rd year, this 128-competitor, single elimination, so-cheap-it's-almost-free Wii Tennis tourney is now offering two hours of $2 beers, plus bigger/better booty: runner-up swag including a Lenovo laptop, two Verizon HTC Touch Pros, and a Sidekick LX, plus a grand prize of $200 and two tickets to anywhere in the States on Virgin -- an appropriate carrier for people frequently skilled at Nintendo.

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