August Black Moves

A new service from the strictly-for-men interior design outfit, Black'll completely oversee the move into your new apartment while you're at work, meaning you'll come home to a professionally set up pad with "pillows fluffed, pictures hung, t-shirts folded in your dresser and suits hung up", just like your mom, minus the fridge note suggesting that, if you're not married because you're gay, her and dad will still love you.