New York

This obsessively detailed guide compiles the best public transpo options categorized by airport, e.g., best balance of cost/convenience from EWR (Olympia Trails bus), and fastest conveyance from JFK at rush hour (AirTrain + LIRR, unless you snag a helicopter, which takes 8mins, costs ~$100, and leads to euphoric feelings of JanMichaelVincentness).

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