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Like if you were dating a hot sextuplet and then you slept with every one of her hot sextuplet sisters, get with the sexy variety in this Best of the Thrillist Network.

Emailed to Chicago: Support Your Local Tees
This Chi outfit's churning out a trio of 40-per-run tees, all scripted w/ "Support Your Local...", followed by either "Lounge & Bar" (arted w/ 14 brand-name liquor bottles), "Tattoo Parlor" (topless women, skulls, and Mom), or "Theater", whose marquee reads "Call for Matinée Showtimes" -- a quaintly irrelevant directive for users of Fandango, or patrons of the Admiral.
The monkey on your back is cheap tees, click here

Emailed to Nation: Demotix
Created by London-based journalists/tech geeks as a venue for "citizen journalism", Demo lets you post images for potential sale to worldwide news outlets (w/ U.S. coming soon), including heavyweights like the Daily Telegraph and Le Monde, known as the flaky crust of France's news croissant.
Sell your creepy photos for $$$ here

Emailed to LA: Would You Eat It?
This site rolls out random, user-generated food pics one after another, each of which you give a 1-10 deliciousness rating -- basically, just like Hot Or Not, except your roommate never catches you rating pictures of male food.
Mmmm, food poon, click here

Emailed to Miami: Gold Saturn
Miami-based GS uses thin, supple Peruvian Pima cotton for relatively slim-cut wide- and v-neck tees that boldly advocate a heightened awareness of both global issues and that candy cat who won't shut up, no matter how plaintively you sing to it.
Dress yourself by clicking here

Emailed to SF: Tonal Clothing
SF's Tonal silk-screens long/short-sleeved tees and hoodies with otherworldly silhouettes, including astronauts below a crescent moon, the SF skyline/Bay Bridge in black on baby blue, and iridescent jellyfish. They also do Flexfit caps embroidered w/ a white elephant, trunk trumpeting skyward as if to say, "Pawn me off to a secret Santa, and I will trample you".
Get some here

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