This two-story hound hotel offers essential services (walking, grooming, training), plus one monster stereo: a 33,000-track, 5-speaker JBL surround system that plays 24/7 in order to "influence pack behavior" via artists both rest-inducing (Barry Manilow, Sufjan Stevens) and rockin' (The Doors -- how can dogs not respect a frontman who always had his snausage out?).

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