Proffered by NY-based designers with the slogan "It's OK to cry", these 100% linen hankies come embroidered with a red line depicting the steady rise and precipitous fall of the Dow since 2004. Also available for $89: Customized hankies depicting your personal portfolio -- for the thrilling rush that is blowing your cash on blowing your cash.
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