Endlessly playing video games isn't a great way to meet girls, but you know what is? Money. So pay girls to play with you, at GameCrush.com.
Just released from private beta, GC allows crushingly-lonely video game addicts to hook up with sexy "PlayDates" -- searchable via their preferred platform, fave genres, gaming style, and photos -- who for a rolling fee'll game with them (either on site or over a console network) while using live video & messaging, perfect for those for whom female companionship is a daunting Gauntlet. Some potential PlayDates:
A real gamer who loves a good challenge, "dirty talk", Final Fantasy 7, and high kill scores on Call of Duty, but dislikes bluetooths & electric cars; if she "feels really flirty" and you're "nice" to her you "might get lucky", assuming your definition of lucky is being too distracted to notice she's totally ganking all your mana!
Hates mean people and crap-talking 12yr olds; hobbies include motorcylces, shooting guns, and working out; likes easy going fun guys, fast cars, outdoor adventures, the Needler, and semtex grenades, because after a romantic walk on the beach it's nice to blow it up.
Offering to "play with your joystick", SK likes meeting new people, kitties, and strawberries, but dislikes monsters, spiders and nightmares, begging the question why she's on the site.
While there are plenty of girls who "shoot noobs and don't show boobs", you can throw your PD tips to incentevize them to make your time together worthwhile, because while playing video games isn't a great way to get girls to show you their stuff, you know what is? More Money.
Published: October 4, 2010 at 4:00am EDT
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