In bygone times, a man's worst fear was that his ex-humpbuddies would reveal his shortcomings to everyone he knew. Now, it's that they'll reveal them to everyone he doesn't know. See the nightmare realized, at I Bang the Worst Dudes.

An only-slightly anonymized photo rundown of dudes the author and/or friends have regrettably bumped uglies with, Bang's run by a NYer with the modest goal of writing about "all the terrible things I've subjected my vagina to". The hopefully not-familiar lowlights:

"When I went down on him, he asked me if I wanted a warning before he came. I said yes, please, and when it was time, he said, "Warning! This is your warning!" Gotcha, dude."        

"This guy has a dickring, pees in sinks and once when we were supposed to f***, he instead ate 3 cheeseburgers then fell asleep on the couch and farted all night long."                  

"5 minutes after I met this guy he dumped a giant beer on my best friend, called her a 'fat bitch' several times and threatened to beat up her boyfriend. He's covered in these god awful satanic tattoos and when we got to his place he made me watch Sixteen Candles and listen to a bunch of gangsta rap."

Though started as a personal project, Bang's now accepting submissions from all comers. So whatever you do, poonster, don't forward this email.

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