New York

At Rich Barretta Private Training: 1 W 22nd St, 2nd Floor, near 5th; 212.627.1496

Run by an intensively tatted former Mr. America, this superbly appointed training facility's offering a no-strings-attached New Year's deal: one gratis health evaluation (strength/endurance tests, nutrition eval, goal setting, etc) plus a separate, also gratis 1hr workout session. Each session's by private appointment and led by the same "lifer" trainers who whup Steve Nash into shape for the season, and David Blaine into shape for being punched by Kimbo Slice.

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