Handmade by two Brooklyn sculptors, these blockish, steampunk-like IPhone cases are individually custom-crafted for 2G, 3G, and 3GS models, sport slots that allow for heat dissipation/reception/jacks, and come in two base varieties (silver aluminum and brass) or in titanium -- which'd afford total protection, if it weren't for all the holes for heat dissipation/reception/jacks.

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