Poleriders

A coupling of pedals & poon hand-soldered by a prodigiously horny industrial designer, this rentable stripper rickshaw's equipped with pole, boombox, neon-lit platform, and video camera for capturing sweet dance moves/onlookers' befuddled titillation. Available by the hour "for events and rap videos", each rental includes one driver, one professional pole dance instructor, and the creator's dubious assurance that it's all completely legal: "the cops can't really stop us -- I'm riding my bike and she's exercising".