While the Internet's miraculous –- splendiferous even -- it's still important to see, touch, and occasionally play with the things you find on it. That's why during Thrillist Week, we're throwing open the doors to the Thrillist Loft, featuring ABSOLUT Vodka.

What exactly is Thrillist Week? Thrillist Week is a 5-day party (June 8-12) showcasing some of the coolest stuff we've found, held at the Thrillist Loft: one of those sweet dream pads that only prodigal royal family members actually ever live in. The place will be stocked with the likes of Ferrari seats-turned-office furniture, functional clocks made from Yankees helmets, throwing-star magnets, and Zontik board games so luxe, when you see one you'll fall right off your Chute and Ladder. Beyond the uber-swag, ABSOLUT Vodka will be providing flair bartenders to teach you a few new tricks and flips, making you as talented as a Cocktail-era Tom Cruise, and twice as handsome.

What's in it for me? A chance at an invite. We've laid out the schedule below, complete with our esteemed event partners. Click any -- or all -- of the below to RSVP, and you could find yourself stuffed with SeamlessWeb-provided food, mesmerized by flair, and dreaming about weapons besides shurikens that could be turned into magnets.

The lineup (again, click one or all to RSVP):

Monday June 8: Best Week Ever
Tuesday June 9: Cool Hunting
Wednesday June 10: Flavorpill
Thursday June 11: The Onion
Friday June 12: Us, all by our lonesome

To take a gander at all the glorious furnishings, check out the Thrillist Loft Landing Page. Because while it's important to see, touch, and occasionally fondle things, it's also important to be able to assess their worthiness from the comfort of your own chair, even if it wasn't yanked from a Ferrari.

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