Like an earth-seeking meteor with no Bruce Willis to explode it from the inside, the Internet is Out of Control. Since you can't stop it, enjoy the madness instead, at Thrillist's Internet Week bash, where you'll enjoy gratis Dos Equis and Jagermeister, plus Net-cocktails like the Rick Astley (whiskey and ginger ale), the Chris Crocker (peach schnapps and sake), and the Tay Zonday -- which would have chocolate rain in it, if anyone could figure out what it was.

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