Full Throttle

Being able to deftly handle a fire-breathing sports car is for men who sweat Cool and piss Awesome. Get a crash course in high performance autos from Hotel ZaZa.Run by Dallas' premiere glammed-out boutique hotel, Full Throttle offers guys with glory in their hearts and Volvos in their garages the chance to drive five of the world's ballsiest rides, one after the other. After you drop off your bags, you'll be whisked to desolate Fort Worth, where you'll climb behind the wheel of: the Ferrari F430A; Ford GT; the Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder; the benchmark Porsche 911 Turbo; and the Bentley Continental GT, capable of hitting 202mph, provided the road's more open than your comically clenched, terrified eyeballs. In half-hour increments with each car, you'll explore the limits of adhesion on sidewinding backroads and bone-crushing acceleration on wide-open highways. Score bonus points by learning how to apply the brakes. When you're done shredding expensive clutches, you'll head back to ZaZa for a night in a Magnificent Seven suite, plus a spa treatment highlighted by a 90-minute "Rock Star" massage and a bubbly-fueled hot tub session -- during which, regardless of how deftly you handled the machines, no amount of pissing will be considered awesome.