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Thrillist New York
We've just learned that one of the most beloved products of our time might disappear forever once its current stock runs out: the Brief Safe.
The BS is a hide-in-plain-sight method for protecting valuables from New York's most nefarious apartment raiders: burglars, roommates, and that guy claiming your super sent him to exterminate bugs. Basically, it's a pair of soiled cotton briefs, with a "fly-accessed", Velcro-enclosed secret compartment sized to fit money, documents, pinkie rings, whatever. The idea's to leave it on the floor where rummaging miscreants would overlook/avoid it -- but because a man desperate enough to steal might also be desperate enough to examine your unmentionables, the BS is cleverly streaked with... a skid, feces-like enough to dissuade even the most strong-stomached second-story man.
If further deterrence is needed, compound the foulness with a vial of Doo Drops -- which provide the look, smell, and possibly the viscosity of "explosive diarrhea". So order yours before they're all snatched up, and find out what brown can do for you.
In an innocent time before assistant coaches started getting unspeakably gross with children, children were unspeakably gross themselves, and none... more
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