5.23.07
As ever, the gap between communist poverty and capitalist horniness is bridged by a love affair with strippers, which CS also provides in abundance. And this being Poland, many of these lovelies will likely become mail-order brides -- prompting future Crazy bachelor parties for other obese American misfits, and renewing the whole beautiful cycle. Check the lineup of offerings at CrazyStag.com
Crazy Stag of Krakow
The inherent folly of the Bachelor Party is that no man can honestly want to settle down after a weekend Shangri-la of buddies, strippers, booze, and other, better-looking strippers. Let the chaos of Eastern Europe convince the pre-groom that staid married life has its upsides with Crazy Stag of Krakow.
While the enterprising Poles behind Stag offer a la carte Western prenuptial traditions (quad racing, paintball, BBQ), where they excel is in strong-armed, Communist fun.
Among your Bloc-y options:
- Spend an afternoon writing another chapter in the epic struggle of Man vs. Landscape as you blast Kalashnikovs, Glocks, Makarovs, and Uzis into Poland's surprisingly verdant countryside
- Down shots at a bootleg vodka distillery until the concrete floor runs green with vomit
- Have the groom kidnapped by masked goons, who will nab and bind the proto-hubby, dump him into the trunk of a rusty Tatra, and then speed him off to temporarily rot in a barren, concrete, Soviet-style apartment -- casting the comfortable confines of "domestic bliss" into buzzing fluorescent-lit relief
As ever, the gap between communist poverty and capitalist horniness is bridged by a love affair with strippers, which CS also provides in abundance. And this being Poland, many of these lovelies will likely become mail-order brides -- prompting future Crazy bachelor parties for other obese American misfits, and renewing the whole beautiful cycle. Check the lineup of offerings at CrazyStag.com
