Oscar Bingo The only way to stay sane through the Academy Awards

If the number of Best Picture nominees (10) is any indication, the Oscars aren't trimming any fat off this year's ceremony, meaning you're gonna need some skin in the game if you don't want it to feel like you've been watching them for 127 Hours. Here to the rescue: Thrillist's Oscar bingo boards, which're loaded with randomly generated happenings, from "The winner of the Best Foreign Film comes from a country we once totally pwned in war", to "Tom Cruise 'caught' on camera in PDA with Katie Holmes" -- hey, if you didn't know any better you might think she was on course to get her Winter's Bone.