Baconlube It is what you think it is

Because independent of one another sex and bacon both lack sizzle, the swine scholars behind Bacon Salt (and Baconnaise, and Bacon Ranch, and bacon-flavored Mmmvelopes...) have done gone and added some pork to your porking with Baconlube: a "delicious massage oil and personal lubricant" here to end "horrifying bedroom experiments with bacon grease", ostensibly by substituting them with horrifying bedroom experiments with bacon-scented personal lubricant! Of course, having a bottle of slippery, bacony goodness handy is never a bad idea outside of the bedroom. To show you why, Thrillist Video is here with an in-depth, totally SFW (seriously, it is, just keep watching) look at this unique condoment.