The most quality import you'll buy

The globally threaded Mpls backpackers have just launched their first-ever messenger, available with water-resistant nylon, a seatbelt-style shoulder strap, and, of course, your choice of interchangeable worldly rags like the pink and green circle-printed "Ghana 8", not to be confused with "gonna eat", a phrase that, in Ghana, is almost always followed by, "Good luck with that".