Speakeasy Goods Lace Locks

Pimp your sneakers like Mad Mike got into a huge fight with Xzibit over the jacuzzi subwoofers and started a show called Pimp My Sneakers, with Portland-made, old-school lace locks built from lasered/ lacquered walnut or maple and sporting words like "love", "hate", and "swag", though who cares that much about window valances is anyone's guess.