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If you’ve heard of and enjoy these “athletic competitions”, you need to head to AAA-adjacent Hoops, which took the chick who won Flavor of Love and turned her into just about the most TV-laden sports paradise in history, complete with overhead lights boasting badass basketball court attachments dangling below them, booth/high-top seating galore, and hot bartenders who’re either supplied with ref jerseys, or can also get you a sick employee discount at Foot Locker. Settle in to watch news about Peyton Manning starting for teams other than the Dolphins on 184 screens, including 130in and 110in beasts, in-booth jobs you can control yourself (Little League World Series qualifying rounds!!), and a bunch of nine-monitor groupings tiled together, including one in the upstairs “Man Cave”, which is a concept they just came up with, but will probably catch on quickly. Make yourself look more like a Florida-era Udonis Haslem via crispy cheese agnolotti w/ mozz, parmesan, ricotta & chipotle aioli, peppercorn steak wraps/sandwiches, a 9oz center-cut strip loin w/ bourbon peppercorn sauce & portobellos, and the Caribbean Pizza w/ havarti, hot peppers, pineapple & jerk chicken, which actually double-crossed the road. What a jerk! Because eating crispy cheese agnolotti without beer certainly won't get you drafted, those Foot Locker chicks will be happy to pour you 24 drafts including Amber Bock, Land Shark, Long Hammer IPA, and Estrella, which you can get as standard pints, or in a giant 128oz, tap-equipped pitcher, also known as Red Sox pitchers not involved in athletic competitions.

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1. Hoops Sports Bar & Grill 900 Biscayne Blvd, Miami, FL 33132

If you’ve heard of and enjoy these “athletic competitions”, you need to head to AAA-adjacent Hoops, which took the chick who won Flavor of Love and turned her into just about the most TV-laden sports paradise in history, complete with overhead lights boasting badass basketball court attachments dangling below them, booth/high-top seating galore, and hot bartenders who’re either supplied with ref jerseys, or can also get you a sick employee discount at Foot Locker.

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