KISS Monster Mini Golf A Pyscho Circus golf experience

39 years. 20 studio albums. Six makeup designs. Yes, KISS has notched some impressive stats during their career, but only now are they able to lay claim to the most hard-rocking, face-melting, Love-Gunning number of all: 18 holes of miniature golf!

Because nothing spells "childhood fun" like wildly libidinous men wearing demon makeup, this 15000sqft putt-athon has been Dressed to Kill as a black-lit, glow-in-the-dark shrine complete with animatronic band members, a live DJ, Vegas-inspired murals (the Rat Pack... dressed like KISS), and a wall of speakers set with a giant fish tank that'll probably end up overrun by rock lobsters.

Navigating the course requires adjusting to black turf and orange magma bumpers dividing the holes (or you could just run all over the course, 'cause that's what rock is all about!), then working your glow-in-the-dark ball over, around, and through obstacles like the 16th's enormous giant guitar/axe, and the climactic 18th's outstretched tongue protruding from a giant Gene Simmons head, which wishes you would just give him some space, man, but that's Ace's thing, so no dice, Gene.

Naturally, there's an iPhone app that'll enlighten you with trivia while keeping your score, and on your way out feel free to try on some Destroyer boots, drop a few quarters in the arcade, drop a few whatevers in the VIP suite (complete w/ a lip-shaped love seat), and get married by KISS impersonators in the "Hotter than Hell" wedding chapel, because nothing says "holy matrimony" like getting hitched by dudes who fill up 18 holes every night.