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Class It Up
Class It Up

Because you want to start off Spring in something stylish, but can't find any of your Big Dogs tees, we asked the dapper dudes of Distante to put together a head-to-toe number that's worth fetching.

The get-up's meant to be equally at home in a fine dining room, or a luxury yacht, or a fine dining room inside of a luxury yacht, or a fine dining room inside of a luxury yacht inside of a fine dining room, so stop trying to figure out how that last one would work logistically and start checking out the super-deep slideshow below to find out exactly what you need to pull this thing off.

This house-label blazer is sans structure and hewn from stylishly lightweight elastic linen, which probably sounds like a stretch.
This all-cotton, Italian-made sailing sweater from Roda sports an athletic cut and dual ExxonMobils chevrons.
These weathered indigo jeans come from the Deutsch denim designers at MAC, so expect them to look good on any guy(ver).
Hewn from supple deerskin and a spring-back Vibram sole, these bamboo-topped loafers are the perfect Italian driving shoe.
This look-finishing white linen hanky's got a large square pattern, likely made by hard-to-kill aliens who're only susceptible to glasses of water and Joaquin Phoenix's bat.
All of the threads're available at Distante, so get over there and finally look good enough for your first mate.
All of the threads're available at Distante, so get over there and finally look good enough for your first mate.

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