Textographer Wall-ready photos made out of any words you want

Gerald Levert's not getting back in the studio with The Rude Boys anytime soon, so get something written all over your face by GA-based Textographer, a service that takes any relevant words you desire (lyrics, love letters, Baby-sitter’s Club books), and magically turns them into a portrait of basically anything you want. Upload a photo, plus the aforementioned words, and their wizard-science-driven algorithm will manage light and dark spaces, kerning, and other stuff you've never heard of, to produce a large, frame-able print you can clearly see, and words you can read, unless you neglected your Book It! responsibilities. Here’re some ideas for what words to use/not use for different photos:

A Lovely Photo of Your Mom for Her 60th Birthday
You should use: Lyrics to "Dear Mama", by Tupac, because it's a heartfelt ode to a single mother who provided for her son against all odds.
You should definitely not use: Lyrics to "Mother", by Danzig, because she hates goth metal/people named Glenn.

A Snap of Your Beloved Prius With 20in Rims
You should use: A choice piece of text from On the Road.
You should definitely not use: A snippet from An Inconvenient Truth, because you have 20in, fuel-economy-destroying rims on your Prius.

A Particularly Handsome Shot of Your Labrador Retriever, Scraps
You should use: Lyrics to Snoop Dogg’s “Doggy Dogg World”, because he’s crazy and mixed up. And also a dog.
You should definitely not use: Anything from the soundtrack to Cats, unless you want to be hilarious.