Money Get noticed, get hired

Showing the world that Vincent van Co. isn't the only one with "the eyes of an artist and the mind of an employer", Loft Resumes will custom-typeset every professional detail of your CV, allowing you to choose from a catalog of eye-catching, "style-conscious" templates created by hand-picked designers across the country.

Your three steps to...ugh... employment:

1. Pick your template (more on that later), color scheme, turnaround time, and length, though if you had enough of that, maybe you could have worked out a way to keep your last job...
2. Upload a Word doc of your exact resume
3. Scope their mock-up and send back any revisions, (first two rounds of edits free, $5 per thereafter)

The final product's sent to you as a PDF, and comes with an editable cover letter to match the look you chose, whether the "rustic yet refined" Alamo, which looks like an old-school Wanted poster; the invitation-esque Banquet, with its monogrammed seal and embellished corners; or the more casual, infographic-steezed Santiago Night, though any of these will make you look Starry.