Because baseball is the sport of fat people
So, turns out that giant spaceship where the Orange Bowl used to be isn't a spaceship at all. It's 8000 tons of retractable-roofed stadium, which today officially became home to the Marlins. Because they eat more than just Cracker Jack on baseball spaceships, the food offerings are as next-level as the confines, so here's a guideline for a culinary journey you simply must undertake, assuming Heath Bell hasn't eaten everything by the time you get there
Stop One: Miami Mex, Club Level, Section 4Ice cream sundaes in tiny helmets are awesome, but only make you kinda fat, which's why Mex loaded a full-size one quite literally to the brim with housemade chipotle cheese sauce, jalapenos, sour cream, and pico-smothered tortilla chips
Luke Skywalker's pilot buddy blue cheese
Stop Three: Burger 305, Club Level and General Concessions, Sections 13/19/40/310/321Employing 305's "signature blend" of short rib, brisket, and chuck, Double Plays are both hopefully still turned effectively by Reyes, and also topped w/ Homestead tomatoes & American. There's also an herb-crusted, locally caught Gulf Shrimp burg