Party With A P***star Keep reading this once the blood flow returns to your head

With a nickname like Sin City and no less than four Emeril Lagasse restaurants, one could be forgiven for believing Las Vegas has kicked things up as many notches as they can go, but don't tell that to the fine concierges at VIPnVegas and their "Party With a P***star" package. Whether you're a one-person show or a roving group of man-donkeys braying into the bachelor party night, they're ready and willing to hook you up with the starlet of your choice who'll "escort you around into nightclubs, stripclubs, and possibly a private show". And with their myriad options, you'll find a package that perfectly suits yours, even if you...

... are petrified that a professional porker won't even find your company satisfying, because their most basic option is actually being shown around town by a still-professionally-hot local wing woman.

... would like to hang out with Puma Swede, Audrey Bitoni, or Nikki Benz, as those are just a few of the name-brand ladies they can fly in from LA to adorn a reserved table at one of the town's hottest clubs, where they're sure to stroke your throbbing, engorged... ego.

... want things a little more private, in which case they'll set you up with a penthouse filled with ladies who've appeared in its august pages.

... would like to have a major pool party in your honor, complete with promoters passing out flyers with your name all over it, an option that kicks it up a notch by guaranteeing all of the ladies at your party are totally wet.