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The market for running backs isn’t what it used to be
Pair up into twos and finish a beer platoon-system style
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Playing a different position in the past helps a player now
In honor of Matt Jones, everyone must yell “Woo Pig Sooie!” and change seating positions
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A War Room is shown
Two drinks, because like WWII, this is serious
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A discrepancy between 40 times is highlighted
One drink for every tenth of a second difference (round up!)
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A player is "coachable"
Everybody name their favorite Craig T. Nelson role besides “Zeek Braverman” on Parenthood -- yeah, he is really good in that, but he’s done other things too
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One analyst takes a stand against everybody else
One drink for everyone else on the panel who has to listen to him
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Game film shows a player is a “football player"
Whoever screams “Throwback!” first gets to pour everyone else shots -- exactly what’s in the shots isn’t important, as long as the shots get the job done, and it’s clear from the game film that they are shots
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A lineman has a “good bubble”
The fattest guy must get in a 3pt stance for one minute so that his friends can use his giant ass as a serving tray
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A QB can make all the throws
Everybody throw an empty beer can at a trashcan -- if you miss, however many feet (rounding up) your beer landed from the trashcan is the number of drinks you must take
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A players’ character issues cause him to drop
Everyone must a) partake of some marijuana or cocaine, b) punch someone smaller than them, or c) refuse to do either of those things, and instead take three sips of beer as sullenly as possibly
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A player “was a freak at the Combine"
Do 26 pushups -- one for each rep Boston College’s Mike Mamula did with 225lbs -- then chug a Sam Adams in less than the 4.58 seconds it took Mike Mamula to run the 40
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