This slideshow is fromThrillist San Francisco
Because San Francisco if full of Shy Guys, and the city's five best margaritas weren't going to find themselves, Thrillist enlisted the help of the only man truly fit for the job. But because Mayor Ed Lee said no, we went with Mario.
This hand-stirred pure agave blanco-repping house 'rita comes with a spare lime and salt for your... side tequila?
And by "castle" we mean "neighborhood that you might need to cab to", but also "The Richmond". Mario's Take: "Ha. Ha. You're almost as funny as-a Wario's fart humor."
The first joint to put 100% agave in their well, the "Tommy's" is the only venue-specific margarita in the world on the International Bartenders Association's Official Cocktails list. Mario's Take: "How can I get-a to this thing? If only there was something for me to murderously jump on..."
Mario's Take: "I'm going to need a bro to be my wingman here."
"The Mamacita" with Herradura Silver, agave nectar, and fresh lime will definitely go over well with the mamacitas. Mario's Take: "Do you ladies want to help save the Mushroom Kingdom?"
Mario's Take: "Luigi, you totally f****d that up, why didn't you mention your mansion?"
Mario's Take: "Have you ever tried-a to cab from the Marina to the Mission? We're warp piping!"
Try the spicy Margarita Picante (el Jimador, lime, red chili pepper vinegar), which you can luckily get in a carafe size, because who are you trying to kid with one glass? Mario's Take: "Everything is looking a little bit-a cloudy..."
Mario's Take: "I'd much prefer a kart... wahooooo!"
It may not be the most elegant, but this pint glass full of tequila (with a hint of lime, 'natch) will certainly have you spitting fireballs. Mario's Take: "Luigi, stop-a dancing. You're embarrassing me. And yourself."
Mario's Take: "Even though it's-a me (!), I can still never get a cab in this-a city."