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That's not a euphemism; you literally need to clean the squid (or just get the fishmonger to do it)
Say it loud enough and Scarlett Johansson might show up in a skintight black leather catsuit
Use a potato peeler to zest the lemon, and chop -- don't press -- the garlic, or garlic trolls will eat your face or something
Um, see above
Add a pinch of love (dried, store-bought packages of love are fine)
Have your knuckle-hair make its peace with God, and make sure the flesh is opaque all the way through
Throw on the gremolata & a touch more olive oil
Yup, it's really that easy -- get the full recipe right here
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