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Is that button made from "British imitation horn"? Well who knows, because this slob left his pocket open.
Bizarro Dennis Quaid wants you to buy these shorts!
Is that a canoe? No, it's a giant sombrero, and it's freaking awesome.
You too can have the power to needlessly paddle a canoe while standing up.
"These shorts make me feel so good, it's hilarious."
Suck it, Snipes!
That's actually an incredibly intricate old-school wildlife scene. And that muscle is a trapezius.
What's better than relaxing after a long day of lugging a giant leather chair into a field for no reason? Nothing. Oh, wait...these shorts.
Best of all, these shorts won't judge you for drinking alone.