Girl Talk With Sarah Walker, Vol. 5

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Magic Mike, Channing Tatum's Entire Body, Out This Weekend

Sarah says: "Finally, a Steven Soderbergh-directed male stripper movie for just us girls. The Full Monty did not cut it. Your date is definitely interested in this movie. She remembers having a crush on sweaty Matthew McConaughey in A Time To Kill and she obviously loves Channing Tatum, who can tell a joke AND show his abs. Talent! Plus, your date loved Step Up. Did you know he's married to his co-star from Step Up? Really, talk about Step Up. Promise."
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Beloved-by-Women Writer Nora Ephron Dies

Sarah says: "This is very sad news. Nora Ephron made some of your date's favorite films: When Harry Met Sally, Sleepless in Seattle and You've Got Mail. She did a lot of things, which you should read about in this obituary. You can talk about how it's pretty amazing that she hid her illness until the very end, or you could quote your favorite rom coms. Bonus points if you recreate the orgasm scene from When Harry Met Sally. You might be the first guy to ever do it. (Don't do it)."
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Jennifer Lawrence Walks Dog, Saves Fainted Chick, Becomes Hero

Sarah says: "Jennifer Lawrence: Hero! Your date likes Jenn Law, and The Hunger Games. Also, she's dating Nicholas Hoult (Lawrence, not your date), who was the little kid in About a Boy and is now a stone cold fox. Talk about how it's a relief when child actors grow up to be attractive. Also, she's cool because she speaks frankly about her weight and always gives a good interview. Jennifer Lawrence Letterman interview v. Kristen Stewart Letterman interview? No contest. This provides an excellent transition to talk about how awkward K Stew is, a subject your date is well versed on."
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ScarJo Could get $66000 in Settlement From Nude Photo Hacker

Sarah says: "It's difficult to maintain your privacy when you are a celebrity, yes. We are very sorry for you, celebrities. However, maybe just, like, chill with the sending of the nude photos. And $66,000? That's what ScarJo pays for an omelet. Ask your date, does she feel sympathy for celebrities when breaches of privacy like this occur? More or less sympathy because it's ScarJo? Did she see The Avengers? Is Scarlett a cool name? Cooler than Pippa? How does she feel about Pippa? PIPPA!!!"
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Mike Tyson Decides to Star in Polish Energy Drink Commercial

Sarah says: "Here's what you do: You show your date this video, and then when she tearfully collapses in your arms, you hold her and stroke her hair and tell her everything's going to be OK, and that you will never take her to Poland or Mike Tyson's house." Everything you need to know! Wasn't the great? Now, seriously follow Sarah on Twitter at @swalks
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