Used by the Aussie & Brazilian armies, the Eurocopter 350 can land on top of Mt Everest, which is totally impressive even though it doesn't make the Aussie & Brazilian armies any scarier

Look how tranquil the Caribbean is -- no pirates, and not a sequel in sight

These people are swimming with stingrays. You'll feel smugly safer than them for like five more minutes.

Spend that precious time admiring the homes of Dan Marino, Mark Cuban, and John Travolta

Just as you're perfecting your "massage in a bottle" joke, Jerome will shoot into a vertical climb simply to show you just how blue the sky is

Then he'll dive straight down towards the ocean floor. Thanks a lot, Crazy Jerome!

Dives towards jet skiers and cruise ships are accompanied by the Love Boat theme; you'll wish Isaac were on board to give you a stiff one... and a cocktail!

Did you know they also made a Speed 2?

Under the guise of "looking for turtles", Jerome pitches the chopper wildly back and forth, replicating the opening shot from Magnum, P.I.

What you're hearing is the Magnum intro music, not angels' harps

You'll touch down to Bon Jovi's "Dead or Alive"... and if you're disappointed in still being the latter, there's a Burger King right next door! For more, check out Crazy's own photos, clearly taken by a pro dangling out on a harness, making him even madder than Jerome.