You can keeping piling things on him (cheese, bacon, pulled pork, brisket, prison-based threats…), but at the core he's really just simple and timeless. Plus he's got a great set of buns.
'Cause come on, that dude was a gigantic ham and lived in the country (Side note: the chicken's seasoned with ranch powder, and you know Brad threw more than a couple banging parties fueled by that).
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