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You can keeping piling things on him (cheese, bacon, pulled pork, brisket, prison-based threats…), but at the core he's really just simple and timeless. Plus he's got a great set of buns.
Both smell of rich smoke, are plenty seasoned (Ribs: coffee, paprika. Wade Garrett: at kicking ass), and in the end, are definitely getting stabbed.
In addition to having the perfect name for a fat dude who looks like he's always melting, the Porky's essentially a patty melt w/ cheddarwurst.
'Cause come on, that dude was a gigantic ham and lived in the country (Side note: the chicken's seasoned with ranch powder, and you know Brad threw more than a couple banging parties fueled by that).
Blind Lovable guiTarist. Jeff Healy rules!