Everyone knows November's big on turkey celebrations, but asides from Jimmy Kimmel's birthday, what the hell are you going to do? Well feast your eyes on this:

• 11/6: On Election Day, you'll face a decision that will intimately affect you and everyone you love for years to come -- whether or not to buy Halo 4.
• 11/9: Box office duel between 007 flick Skyfall and Spielberg's Lincoln will be far more fair than actual duel between 007 and Lincoln.
• 11/15: Celebrate the creation of Sadie Hawkins in Al Capp's comic strip Li'l Abner (1937) by once again not being asked to a dance by a woman.

If you want more to do in November, you'll have to click through to check out our calendar -- don't, and the turkey this month will be you.