Let your girl pick out her own gift at this boutique's DJ'd shopping bash, complete with complimentary wine, chocolate fondue, mini-massages and, for the first 20 ladies to make purchases, a free gift bag stuffed with products from the likes of Hollywood Tape, Spanx, and Miss Oops -- what she'll be saying after Sage's complimentary wine causes her to max out your not-complimentary Visa.

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Compiled by ATL blog The Midnight Socialite, this 120-page photo documentary of Atlanta and Miami's progressive club scene is flush with girls kissing girls, fantastic tattoos, breakdancing, DJs, and various other images designed to show that the South has indeed risen again, as a great place to take ecstasy.

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For forty bucks (benefiting Children's Healthcare of Atlanta), sample food from more than 30 local restaurants (from Cafe Intermezzo, to Fleming's Steakhouse, to J. Alexander's), plus live music and a silent auction, which unfortunately robs you of the timeless "my mouth was too full to bid" excuse.

See the full list of participants/purchase tix at Choa.org

We dare you to look at this video of a pregnant woman belly dancing. Do it! Do it!

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