Wit or Witout delved deeper into the Great Northeast with last week's opening of the franchise's second cheesesteakery, mimicking the original's recipe (6.5oz of grilled, unchopped beef or chicken topped w/ Whiz, Provolone, or American cheese melted at 93 degrees "for maximum drip factor"), available wit' or witout' WoW's signature diamond-cut onions -- or as Screech himself calls them, "the onions I'm cutting until someone casts me in another movie, even if it's just to make fun of me".

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Steaks are $3 throughout Jan, $4 in Feb, and $5 in March, making it even tastier to chew over your reply to the ultimate question at WitorWitout.com