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Name Your Wang

Register Mr. Happy (still available!!!) on NYW, the "only authorized site to issue certified wang certificates". If your preferred monk-moniker isn't already snatched up, purchase it, and NYW'll send you official name-ownership papers (just try not to lose the deed to "The House" in a poker game).

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Name Your Wang (Emailed on May 8, 2008)

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