Yo dawg, we heard you really like your dog, so we took a picture of your dog and made an identical plush dog…dawg. In an effort to keep that Xzbit joke alive and well, the people over at ShelterPups are creating custom stuffed dogs. Hand over whatever photos of your pooch you can supply, and they'll create a fuzzy little replica for the real dog to glare at suspiciously.
These custom wool stuffed animals tend to average eight inches in length, though exact dimensions will vary depending on your pet. And when they say custom, they mean custom. That weird splotch on your dog's nose? They'll get it. The crease between her eyes? Yep, done. The regal tufts of fur on his chest that make him resemble a young Burt Reynolds? Sure, man, whatever you say.
One plushie will set you back $125, but considering the proceeds go towards animal rescue shelters, you'd be a dick to pass this up. So put in your order now, and enjoy your dog's existential angst over being cloned later.