The Drinkmaster backs up its claim as "the ultimate drinking hoodie" with a slew of sly features designed to streamline outdoor tippling like a Neoprene beer koozie pocket, interior flask stash, bottle-opening zipper, and non-slip, built-in palm "mitts".
Also, it's fleece-lined, so if nothing else it'll make for a comfortable blanket during nights spent in jail for public consumption.