MyIDKey A flash drive the CIA would use

Keeping your most private photos, info, and incriminating Amazon Prime order histories out of the wrong hands while also serving as an online password vault, MyIDKey is a biometrically locked, super-smart USB flash drive that, when plugged into a computer (or communicating with it via Bluetooth), conveniently auto-fills online forms and retrieves username/passwords you may have forgotten, freeing up time to better update your MySpace backgrounds.

The gizmo activates only after it authenticates both your voice and fingerprint, scrolling individual stored passwords across its built-in OLED screen on command, and allowing you to retrieve files saved to it from your laptop/tablet. Plus, there's no need to freak if it's lost or stolen, since it regularly backs up data in the cloud, and erases itself upon multiple failed authentication attempts.