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A travel companion that could score you a free stay

A travel essential small enough to stash in a Dopp kit, the Semen Light's special bulb causes man-jam, blood, saliva, and even urine to glow in the dark, helping you perform a thorough inspection of any hotel room before settling in/ being upgraded to a comp'd suite.

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