Substratum Boots These hiking boots could save your life

Not just a ruggedly stylish pair of crampon-compatible, moisture-wicking hiking kicks, Substratum boots have special compartments in each heel containing an emergency fire-starter kit, consisting of a clicking gizmo that generates intense hot sparks and a pair of "WetFire" cubes designed to ignite in extremely harsh conditions, so... maybe address your nasty foot odor issues before wearing 'em around?