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A dress shirt that stores (and cleans) your valuables

Second only to those hilarious long-sleeve t-shirts that make it look like you're a disgustingly ripped cartoon man as the best thing to wear to the beach, the VoyVoy Summer Oxford features a chest pocket specially constructed to carry substantial objects (a phone, sunglasses, a flask...) without sagging like your "pecs", providing a safe place to stash valuables if your bathing suit's soaked.

But guess what, there's more! It also sports a narrow concealed microfiber patch beneath the placket, which acts as a handy phone screen/glasses lens cleaner that won't get mucked up with sand.

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