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A tie that secretly ridicules conformity

With the 'Ties Suck' tie, you can simultaneously affirm and reject corporate conformity and look great doing it. The dark blue 100% silk tie has a grayish silver pattern in binary that, when translated to ASCII, reads "ties suck".

Now when co-workers stroll by and say, "Hey Bill, great tie," you can let out a little man giggle over your inside joke, with yourself.

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