Turbine Table Take care of business on a jet engine

Guaranteed to be the most powerful part of any meeting no matter how many 'roid-infused Putins are seated around it, the Turbine Table's built from the titanium heart of a Rolls-Royce jet engine that formerly gave flight to a 747. The glass-topped hub & blades sit atop a large marble pedestal, can comfortably seat ten, and even sport a sterling silver "nosecone" in the middle that can be outfitted with a state-of-the-art conference call system.