Uuni Pizza Oven A portable and speedy wood-fired pizza oven you absolutely need

Turn out top-notch 'za from the comfort of your kitchen without squatting in a foreclosed Papa John's thanks to Uuni, a new, portable, briefcase-sized wood-fired pizza oven that, unlike traditional brick ones, doesn't have to be specially installed or cost a ton of cheese... yeah, sorry.

The 12lb stainless steel hotbox reaches temps of 800 degrees by burning small timber scraps, can cook a single pie in just 3 minutes, operates nearly silently, and is "affordable for anyone who's into making pizzas".