Surreptitiously disguised as a standard laptop bag, this black, shoulder-strapped, zippered nylon affair'll cinch up 'n' covertly tote three bottles of wine/bubbly, which're protected from breakage by contoured foam-padding-lined walls and the built-in separator flaps, and held fast by dual elastic straps -- which, after fumbling with for several minutes, you'll just yank over their necks.

Add this to My Thrillist

When was the last time your laptop got you toasted? GoBuyYO at GoBYO.com