Don your favorite be-sleeved blanket and hit up five bars (Paddy Whack's, Fado, Field House, Tír Na NÓg...) for a full workday of boozing, culminating at Public House, where $30 nets a three-hour open bar; proceeds go to Project H.O.M.E., as do any used Snuggies at night's end, giving the homeless the unique opportunity to look every bit as stupid as the homed.

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