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Phillip's Soft Chews

Give your trick-or-treaters what they deserve this year: powerful overnight laxatives. These individually wrapped Gold Taste Award winners come in a smooth, chocolate creme flavor the neighborhood kids will proclaim "Chocolicious!" -- before returning home to poop the bed.

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Phillip's Soft Chews (Emailed on October 28, 2005)

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